Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology
Written
by: Brandon Ford , Cori Vidae , Brian Rosenberger , Olive Whittier , Tanker Ray
, Kristopher Triana
Narrated
by: Joe Hempel
Length:
5 hrs and 20 mins
Unabridged
Audiobook
Release
Date:10-19-16
Publisher:
Comet Press
I don’t even know where to begin there is
some really twisted stories in here that will leave you with your mouth hung
open and brain saying there is no way I heard that right. This is horror at its
finest leaving you no doubt there are some really twisted people out there and
hoping praying you never meet them. J
When the narrator posted he was looking for reviews “PM ME IF YOU DARE” he
typed…okay you got my attention. I ask how you can you turn down a dare like
that…NOT ME… I really didn’t have a clue what I just requested but it didn’t
take me long to tell myself maybe we are in a little too deep here. From the
start of the story there is no doubt this is hard core porn and I said to my
self- self are you really going to listen to this. Self said a promise is a
promise so yes we are. That lead me to
looks of horror, thinking OH MY GOD that is nasty, really, wow didn’t see that
coming, to shock as well as shaking in my shoes…okay maybe not the shaking part
but I know I never want to meet any of these people. You have been warned…read
on if you dare.
Mr. Hempel my hats off to you for the
outstanding narration of this book. I am sure you set with your legs crossed and
hands over your lap a time or two as you worked your way through this story. I
had no trouble at all feeling the excitement of each character at the build up
for some thrilling exciting sex scenes. You even had me feeling sorry for mankind and
wanting to pull a few people right out of the pages as they took on the
pleasure and then the pain when the end was clear. I found his character voices
to be wonderful you have no trouble knowing who is talking, or how much pleasure
they are in along with how much pain they feel along with the excitement the
deliver is feeling as they bring the pleasure and pain on. There were no
background noise (if there had been I would most likely have jumped out of my
car running for my life) nor any places where the volume was louder than any
other place in the audio. What this narrator gives you is clean, crisp, clear
audio that will leave you shaking your head. You have no trouble visualizing
what he has just given you it is very vivid that you become so invested you
might forget where you where you are and what you are doing. I really wish I could give more than 5 Stars
the narration was outstanding.
The first story starts out they are looking
for some action as they have a few VERY HOT scenes with their selves. They
finally found one to take up the call went home and got it on for everyone on
the net as you yourself think oh and not in a good way. You think what are
these people thinking and then you find out. As I was almost to work the audio
left me speechless with my mouth hung open think no way that just happened. Yep
Yep it did and lord they aren’t done. I had to set in my car listening until
the end came still leaving me speechless. I have to honestly say this title
fits the book in more ways than one. It will not be the first of these stories
that will leave you speechless there are a few. Some I didn’t really care for
it was a little hard to understand what the author was trying to show you but
horror no doubt is in there. Others will leave you so shocked you won’t be able
to talk leaving you looking straight ahead with eyes blinking afraid to face
just what happened. Some are nasty beyond nasty and some will make you want to
upchuck. This is one book that is filled
with psychosexual horror that will leave men with their legs crossed and
pulling back into their selves wishing they could run but to afraid to move. It will leave women shaking in horror wanting
to run the other way. If you love horror
and erotic take the dare and pick this up you will never see humans the same
again. I know I am keeping an eye on those around me and I don’t think I will
be making any new friends anytime soon. Lol This is just too horrible and to
nasty but I bet it will stick with you for a long time. It’s not an audio for
the weak there are some very vivid details that you won’t even have to close
your eyes to see. I am still shaking my
head. Words cannot do justice to some of
these stories….
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Summary
Don't get any on you.When Comet Press put out the call for submissions for Stiff Things, we said we were ready to ratchet up the eroticism and visceral intensity with hardcore stories that penetrate new depths of psychosexual horror.
But we weren't as ready as we thought we were for the extreme stuff that came flooding in on waves of blood and other bodily fluids we won't mention here. Not that we're complaining.
In other words, we got what we wished for...and more. So much more that calling it an anthology of erotic horror was no longer strong enough.
The stories themselves dictated a new title. And so here are the stories for this upcoming release with a more apt title:
Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology
Modern Celebrity, by Brandon Ford
Suckers, by Cori Vidae and Brian Rosenberger
One Ear, Always to the Land of the Dead, by Olive Whittier
Godf---ed, by Tanker Ray
The Solution, by Kristopher Triana
Hunter's Moon, by S.C. Hayden
If My Face Were Transparent, You'd See the Devil, by Eric LaRocca
Charlotte the Harlot, by Shequila Rayne
The Penis of the Marquis de Sade, by Andrew Darlington
The Extra Mile, by Paul Allih
Suckers, by Cori Vidae and Brian Rosenberger
One Ear, Always to the Land of the Dead, by Olive Whittier
Godf---ed, by Tanker Ray
The Solution, by Kristopher Triana
Hunter's Moon, by S.C. Hayden
If My Face Were Transparent, You'd See the Devil, by Eric LaRocca
Charlotte the Harlot, by Shequila Rayne
The Penis of the Marquis de Sade, by Andrew Darlington
The Extra Mile, by Paul Allih
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